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"She only feels bad what with you being so useless." Travis said, walking out the door and starting into the parking lot to the truck. "No offense or anything."
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| Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:03 am Post subject: |
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| "I'm not so sure that I'm the one she feels bad for, because, you know, I might be useless, but at least I'm not a pea-brained Mongoloid. I mean, really, let's face it, you play hockey for a reason, you have no propensity for real strategy or anything, and that in itself says enough. Add that to the fact she asked me to help YOU, well, that just adds some icing to that cupcake." Johnathan tucked his hands into his pockets and strode casually along. |
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"And football involves so much strategy and dexterity; clearly only I, a mere hockey player cannot compete." Travis shrugged and rolled his eyes. "Why is it, that Grandma's and adults let children help with anything that doesn't pertain to finger painting? To feel useful. While I'm no expert in finger painting, I'm sure you know plenty in that category as well as needing to waste space." He said as he approached the truck and unlocked it.
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| "Oh, I haven't got any experience in finger painting, none at all, but I saw some of YOUR previous contributions to the art world in the art room and, well, let's just say, you could've had ME confused. You're like the Van Gogh of finger painting. But all of that aside, I'm not going anywhere. Millie asked me to help, so I'll be staying here." Johnathan said as he stood back and waited for Travis to grab his load and get out of the way. |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:20 am Post subject: |
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Travis abruptly turned around to face Jonathan. "You're never going to impress her." Travis stated before turning back around and lifting up the door of the truck.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:39 am Post subject: |
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| "Oh, is that what we're trying to do here?" Johnathan asked, trying to nonchalantly shrug off Travis. |
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"Trying." Travis confirmed.
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| "Oh, well, that wasn't the first thing on my agenda, as I'm pretty confident that she and I get along swimmingly enough, but if you're going to try and impress her, best of luck to you. You'll need it." Johnathan said, flaunting a catty grin. |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:53 am Post subject: |
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"You think that," Travis said, climbing in the truck and lifting a box. "You wouldn't be the first to believe that."
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Johnathan couldn't help but allow a confused look to spread across his face at athat statement.
"What do you mean?" He asked, suddenly his interest was piqued with what Travis had to say. |
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"I mean, I see the way you look at her. Other guys had seen the way I look at her too, but it goes completely over her head." Travis explained. "Murphy, Francis, Adam, Joel...The list goes on, all Millie admirers who thought that they 'were getting along swimmingly,' but they were friend zoned." Travis explained, passing a box to Jonathan.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:12 am Post subject: |
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| "Friend zoned?" Johnathan cocked a brow, obviously not as familiar with the slang. |
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"Friend zone applies generally to the best male friend of a girl. The guy wants to be close, to show how much he likes her. But, the girl will see right through it and the best guy friend, will forever be the guy friend. Which means you'll never be seen more then a brother or a lamp." Travis explained.
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"Oh, well, I see." Johnathan fidgetted a bit as he took the box into his arms and furrowed his brow. Surely he hadn't been friend zoned already...had he? Then again, would it bother him if it did?
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| Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:19 am Post subject: |
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"I personally, have been trying to break out of the friend zone since mid Freshman year. Some before me are still caught in her web of romantic feelings or rather, lack thereof." Travis explained, getting a box of his own and climbing out of the truck with it.
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